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#22547 - 01/10/02 07:19 PM Re: Misc. Quotes (Any Topic)
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Faith is the refusal to panic. (Martin Lloyd-Jones)

Pride is at the bottom of all great mistakes. (John Ruskin)

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#22548 - 01/11/02 12:30 PM Re: Misc. Quotes (Any Topic)
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Nothing is more attractive than a woman who's sure of herself. (Plus-size model Carre Otts) \:\)

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#22549 - 01/11/02 09:28 PM Re: Misc. Quotes (Any Topic)
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Don't get your panties in a wad. (Lisa Kalmar)

Don't get your undies in a bunch. (heard on one of the TV shows my kids were watching the other day)

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#22550 - 01/12/02 08:34 AM Re: Misc. Quotes (Any Topic)
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I'm definitely not a night person. Remind me, PT.com members, not to ever again post at night. That's the time of day when my brain barely functions & I end up posting things that make absolutely no sense! \:o ;\)

Jalapeņo

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#22551 - 02/07/02 02:15 PM Re: Misc. Quotes (Any Topic)
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Quote seen on a plaque:

My greatest fear is that there is no PMS and this is my personality.

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#22552 - 02/07/02 02:33 PM Re: Misc. Quotes (Any Topic)
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What do you call a woman with both PMS and ESP?

A bitch who thinks she knows everything.
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There is no cure for boring.

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#22553 - 02/07/02 03:39 PM Re: Misc. Quotes (Any Topic)
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 Quote:
Originally posted by Rhapsody:
What do you call a woman with both PMS and ESP?

A bitch who thinks she knows everything.


Now THAT'S scary!!!!

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#22554 - 02/07/02 07:55 PM Re: Misc. Quotes (Any Topic)
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It was John Field who aptly said of Chopin, "He was dying all his life."
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#22555 - 02/22/02 06:41 AM Re: Misc. Quotes (Any Topic)
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From Reader's Digest:

It seems that every time our piano tuner, John, comes to our house, he scolds me for waiting too long between tunings. I agree with him that it should be done every six months, but I don't really think about the piano until it sounds off-key.

Last time he came over, I was on the defensive.

"If you would send out a postcard reminder like the dentist," I declared, "I would make sure to call you for an appointment in a more timely fashion."

Without hesitating, he replied, "From now on, when the dentist sends you a postcard, call me."


\:D

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#22556 - 02/22/02 07:42 AM Re: Misc. Quotes (Any Topic)
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" If everybody do their job, all jobs got done "

MeLisa

[ February 22, 2002: Message edited by: MeLisa ]

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